On the Practical Application of Villainy in Everyday Life

Rating: T
Word count: ~ 4500
Warnings: Crack. Again. And fluff. 
Summary: Ianto Jones (the Black King) has a plan. Jack Harkness (Captain Charisma) wants to stop him. Doesn't he? Sequel to Pragmatic Villainy vs Captain Superhero: A Study
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