Golden Apples and Norse Gods (Or, How Ianto Got His Groove Back)

Rating: PG
Word count: ~ 3,200
Warnings: Gratuitous application of CoE fix-it, shamelessly self-indulgent crack.
Summary: Ianto finds himself back from the dead and, apparently, in the employ of a power-crazed Norse god intent on conquering the Earth by taking out a team of superheroes. Must be a Tuesday.
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A/N: Oh god, I don't even know anymore. This is my insomnia out in full force, hard on the heels of watching The Avengers and the re-watching Children of Earth (why do I do that to myself again? I don't even like CoE). Please forgive me. ^.^”

( I won't even apologize for the subtitle anymore, oh god )